Dear Rockstar Games,

My name is Michael. You don’t know me, but I’ve known you quite well for some time now. I am an old fan, dating back to your GTA:London 1969 and GTA2 games on the original Sony Playstation.

I couldn’t help but notice that you’ll be releasing GTA IV: Episodes from Liberty City for the Playstation 3 on March the 30th. This of course is the compilation of your two expansion packs for GTA IV that you released exclusive to Xbox 360 owners starting last February.

In lieu of all the hard work and time and care that you put into this package I just want to say something that may or may not be similar to what may be thought or said by other Playstation 3 users like myself.

Fuck you in your stupid asses. Fuck your mothers, fuck your fathers, fuck your ridiculous fucking grandparents, be they alive or dead.

Read the first fucking paragraph again. SINCE GTA MOTHERFUCKING LONDON. I’ve been fucking with you. Smuggler’s Run, State of Emergency, Smuggler’s Run 2…I’ve bought your games again and again hoping that you’d show some ingenuity, and have nothing but BAD FUCKING GAMES to show for it.

I was a fucking GTA fan before you fucking had fans. People like me who bought GTA London, GTA2 and all the other worthless non-GTA garbage you crapped out over the years are the very reason that you were ever in a position to develop GTA III for the PS2.

Then, once you did it was like an epiphany of awesome. You kept the games coming, Vice City, San Andreas, even the PSP games LCS and VCS. We kept buying…we thought the shit was like gold and as a result, you guys could print your own money.

Then this shit. You drop GTA IV which isn’t nearly the game that San Andreas was for some reason that escapes me…then you take some payoff from Micro$oft for this episodic DLC??

For the last year…all I’ve seen are stupid fucking commercials for The Lost and the Damned and the Ballad of Gay Tony…all I’ve heard is how awesome they are.

Now…fucking now…one full fucking year later…you just want to put it all on a Blu Ray, pretend the last year never fucking happened and sell me this shit like it isn’t 12 month old sloppy seconds??

Fuck you, you fucking fucks. I won’t be buying your expansion pack garbage. I say and I say it again, Fuck you. If you’d have released the shit to me even six months ago, it might’ve been different. If GTA IV were even close to being as good a game as San Andreas was, it might’ve been different.

But, you worthless cumbucket bitches, the fact is that you didn’t, and it isn’t. Now you want me to pay $40, $50 for these two expansions that are old news to 360 gamers…most of whom DIDN’T buy GTA London or State of Fucking Emergency…hell, I’ll bet most of those guys never even bought GTA III.

Sorry. In America, the consumer speaks with his or her dollar. You can go fuck yourselves if you think I’ll pay you for this crap this far after the fact. Justify it all you want…you sold out the people who got you where you are, and that makes you nothing but a bunch of worthless little bitches.

Eat a fucking dick, Rockstar. I hope you go the way of Pandemic and Free Radical.

Well, not really…but fuck you if you think I’m paying money for recycled garbage.